George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 22 August 2009

August, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Dick Cheney and me had a real loud argument last night after he and his wife come over.

He's still determined to write that book and telling silly true stories about me.

I told him I was going to write one about him and some of his idiot ideas.

He told me that I was about as likely to write a book as he was to grow back hair on his head.

It finally ended with him yelling "Nuckklar! Nuckklar! Nuckklar!" and me yelling "Heart Attack! Heart Attack! Heart Attack" and rubbing my feet on the carpet and shocking him with my finger tips.

He's just like a kid!

W.


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