George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 24 August 2009

August, 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I never get enough of those Yoga Beara stories. What a guy. How can anybody get so mixed out?

I think my very favorites are:

"It's not over until the fat lardy farts!"

Where in the world does he come up with them? It's just like they rule off his tongue.

Here's another one:

"When you come to the fork in the driveway, look ahead for better tines."

I almost shit the first time I read that one.

Oh, and one more:

"Nobody goes there no more because there's always a big crowd!'

I better get off here and get to the bathroom.

W.


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