George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 20 August 2009

Dear Diary,

I cant belive I'm not president any more. I loved going on shopping sprees with the country's money and demanding war in Iraq.

But my favorite part was when I made up speeches.Now my kids are not speaking to me any more because I don't have money.

Obama took my place and he will pay.

I'm gonna go to Iraq and join a terrorist group!!!! That will teach him, well now that I have no more responsibility I go out drinking with mini me more often, boy if he cant drink nobody can that boy can chug down 20 shots of tequila!!

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