George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 August 2009

I think everyone forgotted about me again. I got out of bed this morning and no one was there to fetch my paper or fix my bowl of fruit loops or give me my bath.

I hate it when Laura goes out of town and puts those security folks in charge. They won't sing the Rubber Ducky song to me with I'm in the bathtub. They also laugh at my Superman underwears.

I read a story today in the Weekly Reader about the new Obama health care plan. I hope he really doesn't cut health care folks over 62, because that would mean that Mommy and Daddy couldn't see a doctor anymore. I think I'll run for President again and veto that stupid stuff.

I wonder if Dick Cheney would like to be Vice President again?


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