George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 14 June 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Dad and his birthday jumps!

You would think a man 85-years-old would want to do something different for his birthday.

I'm glad there were fewer cameras there than usual.

He lost his pants just as he landed on Mama. I wonder how THAT will look on the front cover of the National Enquirer?

"OLD BIRD STILL AT IT AT 85!"

Bill Clinton will enjoy that.

And he's not even embarrassed about it. He seems proud to have his picture taken on mama with his pants down and then the parachute comes down over them.

You could hear Mama screaming all over the field: "GET OFF ME YOU BIG MMMFFF!" Something got into her mouth.

Oh the press out there on the field will have a field day.

I refuse to read the newspapers until at least Wednesday.

W.


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