George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 11 June 2009

Dear Diary,


Laura noticed I was a little down today, as I laid on the floor of the living room staring up at the ceiling for two hours, and asked me if I missed being in the White House and I had to admit that I did.

Also, my Mama's coming over and she always makes me so nervous and her constant, "Jeb did this & Jeb did that!"

Has "Jeb" ever been president of these United States?

Was Jeb ever in the military? Actually, I can't remember if he ever was or not. Dad don't like to talk about it.

That Osama is changing our country daily. This isn't even the same country that dad and I fought and died for.

Actually, I'm down because of doing one of those computer IQ Quiz things to see what kind of work I was best suited for.

All I can say is that it was a good thing that I was President or we'd be in a double-wide trailer about now.


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