George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 22 June 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Got another letter from one of my many fans who heard my speech two weeks ago in Canada.

Dear Mr. President Bush,

(See, he still calls me President)

Sir, I only caught the ass end of your fine speech here in Canada because me and the Missus got all hot and bothered from a rental movie in our motel room.

It was nice getting away from our eight kids.

So I wore a safety, a rubber, because we've had it with kids out to there!

Anyway, since I hear that you are about to begin your Presidential Library there in Crawford, I have enclosed the used rubber with a note, notice it's notarized, that you can put in one of the display cases.

Until next time, I remain..as I am.

Arnold Fuddplucker.

I wonder if Bill gets interesting letters from fans. I know he gets some because the perfume could knock you up.

W.