George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 4 June 2009

Dear Diary,


Why is President Osama so hot on getting this Sotomayor woman in as a Supreme Court justice before she answers any questions?

Sotomayor? Was that her daddy who used to pitch for the Yankees? Mel Sotomayor?

We used to hit him pretty good when he pitched against the Texas Rangers.

He's coaching somewhere I think. Probably a pitching coach. I mean he WAS a pitcher, what else could he coach?

And why does this girl of his think she can be a Supreme Court Justice League of America?

She needs to be older.

Probably one of those gay lesbians.

Hey, I wonder if Cheney is in on this? He just stated he now is for gay marriages. Why the change all of a sudden?

It's true, "politics made bedfellows strange". Women too looks like. I wonder how Mel feels about all this?

Me and Bill had a great wind up and send off. I hope somebody recorded some of those speeches. I started one of mine off with the 16th Lincoln of the United States. "For sure and certain years ago!"


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