George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 20 June 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Guess it was more than just my role as president of these United States that got me all that attention during the recent trip to Canada.

Bill Clinton, of course, has written a book and people would come up with a copy to get him to endorse. Big hairy deal!

I'll write me a book sometimes soon.

But I had some people wanting me to autograph a few photos and one guy came up with a baseball card with me on it, as owner of the Texas Rangers.

Of course it would have looked better if he hadn't used it in his bicycle spokes as a kid.

So Mr. Clinton needn't think he's all that!

I tried my best to find a picture of Moniker Lebowski to have someone bring up to him to sign but no one seemed to remember who she was?

How soon we forget. Yes, how soon we forget the big haired gal.

Will need to start on that book soon.

W.