George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

This morning Dick Cheney came by our home here in Dallas and the top of his head is beet red. ha ha

He and Rush Limbaugh went deep sea fishing and Limbaugh's head is red also.

The red states. hee hee They're in a state of red, get it? And they say I have no humor sense.

I see where Osama had an official taster when they went out to eat in France. I'm sure the French chef loved that. He's lucky he didn't catch a meat cleaver.

My dog was our taster in the White House.

Anyway, Cheney was here and he said he caught a swordfish that was so large that when he brought it in, the guy that runs the dock said that a fish that size would have had to have been caught by a liar.

Then he hee-hawed and laughed for five minutes.

I still don't get it. Maybe it was one of those things you laugh at that aren't funny so the other guy will appear dumb?

I'm going to bed.

W.