George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Just got a letter from dad.

"Dear son, sorry we can't make it to your ranch cookout for Father's Day this coming weekend.

Your mother and I have been invited over by Bill and Hillary Clinton. Bill wants us to plan some more charity outings together.

Hillary says she wants to tell me some inside scam on some of the royal butt holes she's already met as Secretary of State and what was it like earlier.

Your mother and I can drop in anytime of the year at the ranch but these invitations don't come often.

Wasn't that a great shot of me and your mother cavorting under the parachute on the cover of both the National Enquirer and The Rolling Stone? I always wanted to be on the cover of the Rolling Stone. Remember that old song?

You and the girls enjoy a good father's day. The rest of the family will be at the Clintons."

I was so happy to get that Father's Day letter from daddy that I could shit!

W.


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