George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Monday, 8 June 2009
Well I'm finally back home in Texas after Bill Clinton and me went on that speech tour.
It's good to be back. I bet Bill Clinton sleeps for a week.
Laura's done wonders with the house here in Dallas. She told me that all it needed was a nice painting so I went shopping around Dallas and looked for something nice.
So I asked this one dealer, "Do these artists whose paintings cost so much, do they learn it while they grow up or are they just born with their talent?"
He seemed offended.
"Sir, have you ever heard of Renoir or Rouault's mother?"
"No I can't that I have", I admitted. "To tell you the truth, I've never heard of Renoir or Rouault either."
That was when he asked me to leave.
Think I'll just let Laura purchase the painting.
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