George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 19 June 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Got another letter from a fan that I assume heard my speech in Canada when Bill Clinton and I went there to do our...speeches.

"Dear Mr. Bush,

I was been wearing Fruit of the Loom underwear for years but your speech encouraged me to get out there and try something new!

Boy are you right. These are from Hanes and I got one pair that says Jockey's on them. They are nice too.

I think I'll try a different one each day. You know, like that different drum that Thoreau spoke about.

Thanks for getting me to get out of a rut and taking a chance.

Between you and Mr. Clinton, Mr. Try-Something-New is my middle name! I never did like 'Bodkins' anyway.

Todd "Try-Something-New" Medear."

There's always people you can help along life's highway. Both speeches together must have made a big impression on what this man does in his underwear.

W.