George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

We wound things up with a bang with the speeches last night.

I told you we needed some writers to put some action into this thing, and several volunteered.

So at the end of the last speech, Bill Clinton threw his shoe at me and I threw one back at him. Caught him right on his big red nose! I'm better at dodging shoes than he is because I've had more practice.

Then he yells "Nukklar! Nukklar!"

And I yelled, "Monica! Monica!"

He yelled "Twin Towers!"

And I yelled, "Jessica Flowers!"

It was all silly but we threw our last shoes (He had pocketed an extra one) and then the crowd really got into it.

Police came and sorted everyone out...and all the shoes.

$20,000 for throwing shoes, don't you just love it?

W.