George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 31 May 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

What's the name of that capitol of Nothern Korea? Pyongyingyang? What is it with those people and their Wongs and Dong missiles amd Hong Kong ping pong players?

I think that Sigman Fraud would have himself a time with those people over there.

They're always shooting off those dongs and can't seem to direct them towards anything but the ocean.

One of these days they'll hit a cruise ship and they'll be sorry.

Well, not as sorry as the people on the cruise ship, but you know what I mean.

Still giving those speeches with Billy Clinton. He's not a bad guy but after a speech, he's always gone so we can never get together to plan the next speeches.

I think we need writers like those wrestlers so that the public will be more entertained.

What's that thing where you lick your finger and pretend to make a mark of some kind in the air?

Bill is always doing that so last night I licked my finger and made a mark in the air. Maybe it's like that air guitar thing that Cheney was always doing.

Gotta go get my speech ready.

W.