George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 May 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I think I did good during the debate with Billy Clinton last night and we both pocketed a nice piece of change.

There was a lot of questions about our nuckklar weapons. I don't know why, unless it's that Northern Korea thing and them threatening everybody.

That silly Ding Dong Ill tries hard to keep his name in the news but the unpronouncible leader in Iran has now threatened to blow up Israel AND the Palestinians because he's tired of all the whining.

Then an hour ago, Chavez threatened to send Swine Flu people out into the whole world once he can mix it with aids and ebola.

What a wonderful world we live in.

Maybe Putin will sweeten their tea so he can get on rebuilding Russia before the whole planet goes heading off into space.

Well, gotta get ready for another $20,000 debate.

W.


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