George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 May 2009

May Day, 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Well the big Canadian debate with Bill Clinton is all set. The "Thriller With Biller" I calls it and hope it brings people out like Mohammed Clay did in the boxing game.

We BOTH cash in on this one.

It's a "No holds barred" finely rehearsed battle and each of us will win in turn.

We've got a great plot. Dad and Carter wrote most of it. Nice of them. I think that they're seeing if it works for us, maybe they can go at it every once in awhile.

Helps all four families during these difficult times Osama has led us to.

I couldn't see it drawing that many paying customers but Bill has been hinting at personal stuff concerning his years in the White House and I may tell some of Cheney's hi-jinks, if I can get away with it.

We'll see. Hope Red Green is there and that nephew of his.

W.