George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 10 May 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

What's the matter with Al Gore? He's become sadder looking everyday. I saw him on an interview and he was like Little Chicken, "The roof is falling! The roof is falling!"

I mean, if you're going to keep making a bald-headed lie, you may as well make it a good one.

There is no global warming. Not caused by us anyway.

Just like there was no WMD's but you don't see me going around harping on it.

Gore has that flat voice and he's on Johnny Letterman and he's going on and on and on and on..ahem..well, he just looks like someone who's mad because somebody shit in his beans.

He needs to go get loaded and break his face with a smile.

I mean, with a mouth set like that, you don't know which end you're looking at.

W