George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 8 May 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

When we left the White House I forgot to have my newspapers and magazines forwarded to here on the ranch.

So today, I called and someone hung up on me. It sounded like Al Bratcher, a secret service guy. How soon they forget.

So I called Vice President Biden and he had plenty of time to talk, as has most VP's. He said he'd get back to me.

Well, I'm pissed. Those girls of Osama's had already been going through Jack And Jill and actually CIRCLED the hidden objects in my Highlights Magazine.

That's my favorite thing.

I'm going to call Dan Quayle, maybe he hasn't circled his yet.


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