George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Looks like those demoncrats in congress are head bent on trying to get some of mu staff over Gitmo.

Here the country's going to hell in a breadbasket and they're trying to score political points by running down our own military.

That's like that debate thing I had with John Kerry and what was the bulge in my coat as if I had a hidden mike.

At least I didn't carry a teleprompter to tell me what to say.

And what about that huge bulge in Bill Clinton's pants every time he got up to speak and there was a heavy-sit big haired woman in the audience?

Somebody needs to light a firecracker under Pelosi's ass and let her know that we ARE at war and that a city can blow at any time. There a pig flu going around.

Oh well, with the size of that ass, she'd probably think she farted.

W.