George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 11 May 2009

Dear Diary,

I think everyone fergotted about me. Maybe I should invent something like the internet or make a movie like Al Gore did so everyone rememberates my famous legacy.

I've got these idears on stuff I can inventiate to keep myself famous.

What about a magic marker or pen that writes in food coloring instead of ink? Then you can write on stuff like lima beans that "this sucks." It would make cake decorating easier cuz you could just draw your own pictures on stuff and wouldn't have to use frosting.

I also gots this idear for a time machine thingie that makes me President again. I can't stand that those Obamer kids is playin' in my tree house and that Bo is remarking all of my dog's territory.

My bestest idear for an invention is a real "smart bomb." It would only blow up Moslem terrorists and Demoncrats and leave all the normal people alone.

Well, I'm gonna get my Big Chief notepad and my crayons and start designing this stuff, along with a really cool spaceship.