George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 17 May 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Now Osama is headed overseas again. To Guyana or some such place, if it exists.

I think it's the Bill Clinton pattern of never being home with Hillary. Always on the road.

But with Osama it's the Mother-In-Law. You can tell. He comes out to make a speech after spending the night at the White House and you can clearly see that hid ears have been lowered.

I wish he'd keep records like Nixon.

Of course, his would probably be on CD's.

I found a really good tape of Bill and Monica Lewzuski all moaning and groaning but before I could get it into the hands of the proper smear agents, Cheney revealed it was a joke.

Had some extra time at his undisclothed location, I guess.

W.


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