George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 May 2009

Dear Diary,


Wait until Osama has to deal with Israel's Netinyahoo today. He'd been smarter to let his mother-in-law meet with him. These Jewish people will listen closer to women, because of their Mom's always after them to call, etc.

I wonder if Netinyahoo helped Al Gore invent the net? I mean, with a name like yahoo.

Maybe it was a kosher chocolate drink.

Anyways, my dealing with the Muddled East thing was one big circus as I would go through a fifteen minute proposal and look up and there had been a staring contest going on all that time.

No one had heard a word that Cheney told me to say.

And, since I hadn't read it before we started, I gave up trying to read it again and joined the staring contest.

Of course, Arafat easily won but it was two hours later that we realized he was dead.


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