George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Monday, 18 May 2009
Wait until Osama has to deal with Israel's Netinyahoo today. He'd been smarter to let his mother-in-law meet with him. These Jewish people will listen closer to women, because of their Mom's always after them to call, etc.
I wonder if Netinyahoo helped Al Gore invent the net? I mean, with a name like yahoo.
Maybe it was a kosher chocolate drink.
Anyways, my dealing with the Muddled East thing was one big circus as I would go through a fifteen minute proposal and look up and there had been a staring contest going on all that time.
No one had heard a word that Cheney told me to say.
And, since I hadn't read it before we started, I gave up trying to read it again and joined the staring contest.
Of course, Arafat easily won but it was two hours later that we realized he was dead.
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