George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
I see where the women in Kenya are on a sex strike to get that country going again.
"No piece till there is peace!"
That don't work here. Hillary has tried it.
Wonder how many of Osama's half brothers have been on the phone to the White House?
If I was Osama, I'd just hand that phone over to my mother-in-law.
Another person in the audience fainted in the crowd at an Osama speech.
Nobody ever did that at my speeches. Just an occasional victim of a bad shoe throw.
Now SLEEP is another thing altogether! I had plenty to go to sleep until Cheney got me that bullhorn after 911.
I need to go pee. Those pirates better not attack any Kenyan men.
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