George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

What is Osama up to now?

He's been running all over the world bad-mouthing our country and apologizing for us.

Maybe he's seeing the Indians...excuse me (Let a fart) Native Americans! Holding one of those Bow Wows!

Seems like all he's doing is running up a big bill for our grandfathers to have to pay off!

Let Hillary run up the big Bill! ha ha And they said I had no humor when in office. It was Cheney who didn't smile much. Or when he did, you knew he'd silently ripped one off and you edged yourself away from him.

Those pig vowels must make them smell more rotten.

Well, Mr. President, our chickens didn't come home to roost, but our hogs have! What are we going to do about it?

We need to get those inknockulations ready.

W.


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