George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Secretary of State Clinton has more brains in her entire head than her husband, Bill, has in his one little finger.

She was right on, yesterday, when she said the whole world should be worried about Pakistan and those Tallymen getting ahold of their nuckler arsenal.

What does the world think they'd do with them, flog people?

That would be like giving the sanitarium Keys over to Ernest Hemmingway! He'd suicide us all in our beds while we were asleep.

Maybe India will blow up those nuckler weapons.

We're pretty far away, unless Osama would send in a navy seal squad in the middle of the night.

Better watch those Tallymen!


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