George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Ole Osama is really in the hockey now. He made all those overtones while with those dictators and made us look like we were beggars and then they all changed their stories after he got back here. Grunt. Snort.

I've been developing this silly laugh lately.

Also, the Cheneys made a hurried leave right after I started squealing with laughter at Cheney's morning jokes.

Also, Laura looked concerned at me going hog wild at that auction we all went to last night and I bought eleven Buddha lamps.

Another thing about Osama, he better be putting some action into his words about this swine flu just down suey from here in Texas.

I need to stop all this grunting and go read that joke book Cheney left me.

(Later) Something's going on because Laura came in here and told me I was squealing the house down while reading these jokes.

W.


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