George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Boy does that Osama love that teleprompter he's always looking at that tells him what to say.

I never used one myself. Never had to use one.

Cheney always sat pretty close by and often had coughing fits when I screwed up. My shinbones never have recovered from some of those meetings with foreign dingnataries.

But he couldn't go overseas with me because one of us had to be here at home, holding down the front.

Wonder where Joe Biden's got his secret location? Probably at a hair plug place. hee hee

Joe Hairplug. That sounds really good. I think I'll get that on to Hannity and Limberger right now. Limberger and his Peckerheads will have it all over the net.

Better call Cheney first, though. I'm getting as prudent as daddy in my older years.

W.