George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Swine Flu Here,

I just know I have that swine flu but I hate to go pubic with it. It will only give my old political enemies something to snort! snort! about.

Maybe I should just fly to Washington DC tomorrow and go hug those old demoncratics and say lets forgive all the old snorts and shake hands.

Then they'd have this flu. hee hee

Don't want to give it to Cheney, he's got a pig's vowel in his heart already. Something to do with adding Nay to the ending of your words.

Wonder what kind of vowel those who receive the pig's vowel take. The Sow of Violence? Hee Hee Sqweeaallll! Ahem. Get it, a sow of violence instead of a vow of silence.

No, going to Washington would just give the stuff to their families.

But I definitely have it. This morning I hogged up both mine and Laura's breakfasts.


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