George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

So Osama is planting a tree for Earth Day? Big hairy deal! I plant trees here on the ranch all the time.

You cut down a tree full of Ivory-Billed Woodpeckers for your fireplace and you go back the next day and plant one to take it's place. That's only common sense.

We come out here and shoo off that family nesting carrier pigeon, cut down the tree for a big barbecue of Eastern Woodlands Bison Dick Cheney shot and the very next day we plant another tree.

So, Mr. Smartass Osama, who's the real green president after all, hmmmm?

W.