George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 April 2009

Dear Diary,

A mad W. here!

Well I certainly have the ass at that Osama.

He's turning our Latin American policies into a Tangle. He's got it all balled up. He's saying it's all OUR fought. I shoulda finished off those Castros before I left office, but my plate was pretty full at the time.

Too many going away parties.

That Venzie guy bogarted the camera and handed Osama a book against America and he took it.

Now he wants us to get along with Cuba.

President George Kennedy must be rolling over in his grave.

If we open up everything to Cuba, what will happen to all that oil that Cuba has out there in.....

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

I'm calling Cheney.

W.