George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I see where those parrots President Osama peed off have captured four boats and fired on another one already this morning.

I could have told him, if you want something done about those parrots, you gotta go about it in a big way.

SEND IN THE U.S. ARMY!

Or get off the pot!

Instead, the poor chump sent in seals.

Can you imagine?

An old Army mule would have kicked their keesters good.

I got to go and tell Laura this stuff is just lemonade again.

Pucker up, Baby, here comes.....fell down. (Ignore dirt on page)

W.