George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Osama must be nuts, getting us bogged down in a pirate war.

You can't win a pirate war. Those people are everywhere. Most of them gathering information about computers etc.

We had Chinese pirating our movies and music all the time I was President.

They even made copies of Al Gore out of clay that you couldn't tell it from the real one.

No Siree.

If I'm gonna get bogged down in a war, I'll have it on land and in one place if at all possible.

Those pirates even have people on the streets of New York City selling their stuff.

We're in a world of crappola.

W.