George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 April 2009

(Later same day)

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I just saw on PMS where President Osama had the Navy rush those 4 parrots and the captain was brought back unharmed.

If it had been me, the four parrots would have taken over a destroyer or nucklur sub. Just my luck.

Where I shit and fall backwards in it, Osama's crap smells like sweet potato blossoms.

And listen to this: The Obama's (There's a mistake there in the speeling) usually turn the light down and off at night to preserve energy. That's in the New York Posternal. They also poot in all those screw-type bulbs!

Balls! I used regular light bulbs like Thomas Edison showed us, plus MY bulbs had no mercury in them.

Also, my light was on even when there was nobody home.

W.


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