George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I see where that Canadadian Primed Minister says that he was tired of me calling him "Moose". Well, why didn't he say so?

All I knew was he suddenly started calling me, "Cowpoke". Or was it, "Slowpoke"? No, it was "Cowpoke".

It was meant as a friendly jester. I thought all those northern people liked to be called "Moose".

Or "Moosey" as I called that Palin woman. Guess that's why she threw that stapler at me. I thought that was an Alaskian custom.

Guess I probably shouldn't have beaned her with another one on the way out. I know McCain looked at me funny.

But he's always looked funny to me. Friendly type.

Anyway, the whole stapler fight was hushed up in the news and then came the shoes flying at me in Iraq and everyone forgot about it.

W.


Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
72 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more