George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 11 April 2009
I guess a lot of people have lost a lot of money on the stock market of late. I know Cheney has shot two television news anchors on television and they were both in high definition.
You know what I mean, Diary. He shot his TV sets, not the anchors themselves.
Beats me how I can get my words all screwed up even in my own diary.
I think dad has ours scattered around so we can't lose any biggies.
I wouldn't want to spread this around, but I took out a million not too long ago after a hot tip.
It's in some blind trust funds that's being managed by a Nigerian prince who's about to collect a huge inheritance.
Dad's for gold and we have some too.
Plus you've gotta put away some food for an emergency. I hear Monica Lewinsky has hers in ding dongs. hee hee Get it? Ding Dongs.
That Cheney, I don't know where he gets those jokes but he himself almost never laughs. Well, except when I tried to pass along that hot tip on the Nigerian prince.
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