George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Friday, 10 April 2009
I like watching The Masters golf tournament but I can't understand why Tiger Woods allows them to continue to say "Tiger Woods in headed for the Masters."
The Master's what? They need to change that name and get away from all those old slavery terms.
The Masters. Why not the Plantation Overseers?
Another thing, that daughter of Jay Haas the linkster, went and married a man named Cartwright so her name is now, Carry Haas Cartwright.
I've tried golf and it's OK but I'm not a regular linkster. I'd rather be whacking bushes than grass tying to dig out a little white ball.
Who will win the green jacket? Probably Tiger Woods. At least I'm still in style with my short green hair.
The speech went OK in Iceland. They applauded a lot. Probably trying to keep their hands warm.
I told them I had gone "Green" and took off my cap among cheers. So maybe the Paint thing is a blessing.
I know I often stop and bless the idiot that set that can of grees paint over the door.
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