George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Got my first $10,000 per hour speech in Iceland. Hope they keep it toasty in there.
I know Blair gets 2-3 hundred thousand bucks but I just can't speak like he can.
I was hoping to go on a tour that followed in the footsteps of Balack Osama and denying everything he said but Cheney talked me out of it. I guess he's right.
So if you're in Ray Kay Java Lick, let me look that up...Reykjavik, this weekend come by and hear me tear osama another ass. Hee Hee
Oh, and be sure to check your shoes at the door, especially snowshoes!
I think from there we go to Lithuania.
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