George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Those nutty North Koreanese. That Kim Jung the Ill told them that their rocket firing was successful and that they had their own satellite circling the globe.

It's in the ocean, Mr Jung.

That's worse than Hillary's doofus dodging the bullets in Bosnia or Bill not having sex with that woman.

For that matter, even better than that yarn Cheney told after shooting that lawyer....never mind.

If this keeps up I'm going to begin my adventures in the military reserves and how I got a purple heart for being hit by scrapnel when I attacked some Somally pirates trying to come ashore and drove them and their ship back to Solmooly. Yoo Hoo Hoo!

Bet the old helfer Clinton never even had a shoe thrown at her.

Bet Bill has dodged a bunch of stuff. hee hee

She can dish it out but she can't take it, right Bill?

Daddy and Bill out cavorting together. Makes me sick.

Makes me take another swig.

W.


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