George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 6 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

What's that Osama saying now about getting rid of our nuckler weapons? Is he nuts?

Of course, there are too many of them, but just think how the United States would be without nucklar weapons!

There's no way China or Russia or even Israel is going to get rid of their nuckler weapons.

I might not be the brightest bulb on the tree at times but I'm not going up to the world's bullies and saying, "I'm going to put away my taser so we can all put away our tasers and go back to you beating me up and taking my lunch money, OK?"

Who doe he think will give up their weapons besides us?

Why, Cheney's got three hid out there in his back yard in Wyoming. And no one will be stupid enough to try and force him to give them up.

Like he says, "You'll get MY nuckler weapons when they prize them from my cold radiation glowing partial handstumps."

Only he calls them nuclear.

Same difference. Either nuclear or nuckler, they'll blow us all to smithereens.

W.