George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Has everybody gone Waco out there? Every time I turn on the TV there's some guy cracked up because of unemployment and shooting at people.

You don't see me doing that and I lost MY job.

So did Cheney, and you don't see...never mind.

The secret service must have hauled off a hundred outside the ranch blaming ME for some reason.

I can't help it because of the lying bankers. Maybe the lying politicians but certainly not those crook bankers and investment chocolotans in their ....tans.

Actually I was surprised at the number of Obama appointees that refused because of the tax dodges.

I never could think of one.

Tony Blair is getting over $200,000 an hour to talk. I gotta get out there and do some talking too. If it's safe. Well, no one's got that silver-tongued Englander, so maybe I could under cut him and speak for $10,000 an hour.

I'll have to gather up a lot of stuff some really smart people have said and read, I mean quote those.

W.