George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 April 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

The Dickster, Dick Cheney and his wife just left from a visit with us and we've been laughing at that G20 conference.

That French wife of the President didn't know whether to kiss Osama or go blind. hee hee

Then the Queen, her Magically, pretty well told that Italian President to lower his Yap.

Then Osama goes to the NATO conference and gets lost in a fog and then he misannounces both new countries names, Albino and that other one I can't announce.

Then the Dickster volunteers for Madonna to adopt him and Mrs. Dickster tells him he'd have the Big One and finally croak.

The Dickster said he already had The Big One.

Then she asked where he's kept it hid all these years, in an undisclosed location?

Lots of Jockeylarity.

I love it when they come.

W.