George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

(Later the same April Fool's Day)

What a day I've had.

After writing that entry this morning and deciding to unplug all our computers after a call from Dick Cheney about that April first thing, he also reminded me about our April first pranks.

Since we left Washington DC, I thought we'd give it up but he reminded me we could do it right here in Dallas.

So I put a long wig on. I know I looked like one of the homeless but it hid my green hair.

Besides, we always dress like street bums when we do this every April first.

So Cheney flew down here and we talked over old times and laughed our head's off before we ever took off to Dallas.

Upon getting there, we found where most of the old street bums lived and Cheney got out the bottle of Night Train Wine and I got out the glue and we glued it to the alley.

Ha Ha Ha You should have seen the old guys try to get that bottle of Night Train off the alley floor.

One finally broke the top half and three of them drunk it through straws!

We worked that thing three times and every time it got funnier.

Finally Cheney went to a package store and handed them all a nice bottle of wine. I think they appreciated that.

Actually, I heard one say it tasted like piss but it cost $25 so I guess his taste buds left some time ago.

So did we.

Maybe we'll do it next year in Fort Worth.

W.


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