George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

April Fool's Day, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Boy, those Osama's are really doing the town in British England.

They get the royal welcome and a special welcoming song from the royal band.

All I got was "The Yellow Rose Of Texas" by a guy named Al something or another, oh yeah, Capella. Not even a group of singers, just old Al Capella.

They sure muffed that gift thing for the Queen, giving her an eye pod when she already had one.

I'd never do that. For that matter, I don't even know what an eye pod is but it sounds like something Moe always did with Curly and Larry the cable guy.

As I said last time my neighbor is gone. He did leave me a present. I went over there and opened the door a bit as it wasn't even locked and I got a bucket of green paint dropped on my head.

And it's too late for St. Patty's Day.

Gotta have my head shaved so I'll be here at the ranch for awhile.

Mama just acts like it's normal for me to suddenly have green hair.


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