George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Yes, he was out there again this morning, my new neighbor. He's also began calling me "Bubba" and asking his invisible friend, Vern, what he thinks about me.

Also he was wearing pajamas with a picture of Charles Manson on the front and one of Che Rivera on the back.

I don't think I'll go out there anymore till he's back up to his house.

He also told his friend, Vern "Well, we got bigger fish to fry, you know what I mean, Vern?"

Apparently Vern did.

Anyways, the first thing I did was put away the Bass Boat.

I'm calling Cheney tonight that's for sure. He could be a harmless nut or he may be dangerous, but Cheney was my V.P. for many years. You know what I mean, Vern?



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