George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 March 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That new neighbor of mine and Laura's had a yard sale yesterday and I guess it will continue later today had some strange things to sell, including fish of all things. I've never heard of a fish yard sell.

He had a sign up near the fish that said, "Beware the grouper". Few people stopped.

Another thing, he must have had a couple of dozen of Dominoes Pizza outfits. I guess he worked there a lot but it must have been some time ago for they were for slimmer people. Also, much taller than him.

I tried to introduce myself to him and find out what I could from the past but when I said, "I'm George W. Bush.", he just said, "Of course you are."

Then I asked him about his line of work or if he still had a job, he just smiled and said, "I sure do" but never explained.

He looks sort of familiar but when I asked if I'd seen him before, he changed the subject to calling the local postal employees a bunch of Satan worshipers.

Well, got some brush to remove.

W.