George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 28 March 2009
W. Here. At least for now.
Well the guy was over there on the next property is acting strange once again this morning.
I'm talking about my new neighbor. This morning I kept quiet because he wasn't whacking bushes so I used my binunklers to see him from long range and when he finally came into view, he had his own binucklers on ME!
The secret service still can't find any records of him or any of that "Vern" character he talks to, which is apparently invisible.
Maybe he's like Jimmy Stewart's rabbit, Harvey? hee hee Or was it Martha Stewart's cat?
Last night Laura and I saw a lighted sign on his barn that said, "Drifters Welcome!"
Also, the obituary column in the paper has grown to three pages since he came here.
I sure wish that War Protesting lady would come back.
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