Donald Trump - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 24 March 2016
I am looking forward to being President, but it's going to make it harder for me to have any privacy.
Like when I go to that doctor to see if I can get finger transplants for my short stubby fingers, it's going to be hard to keep that from the press. But it will be worth it when they see my new, longer, but still immaculately manicured fingers!