Donald Trump - My Fake Diary
Friday, 23 September 2016
Well, I've got all potential cabinet members decided and just in case we don't win, which means the end of America, I've signed each person to an unbreakable contract to be my flunkies on a brand new edition of The Apprentice. Boy, I'm going to enjoy firing those guys.
To think I started this Presidential campaign just to drum up publicity so NBC would sign me for another season. Imagine my surprise when I won!
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