Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 July 2015

Last night I had an absolutely horrible nightmare about having a receding hairline. My forehead was as bare as a baby's behind, and no one recognized me. I was a nobody. A loser. A common bum.

It was a wake-up call that made me realize I am nothing without my exclusive trademark hairdo. I better get it patented!

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